:08:01
Hey, your ring
is beautiful.
:08:03
I-I-I love
the shape of it...
:08:05
and I think
it's probably expensive,
knowing Hal.
:08:08
- I'm not wearing it.
- I know you're not wear...
:08:11
- You know, because...
- I knew you weren't wearing it...
:08:13
I thought it might
be what's accounting
for your strange behavior.
:08:16
My behavior's fine.
Everybody's commenting
on my behavior.
:08:21
Remember when we got married
and we didn't have time
to get a ring...
:08:25
and I had to go
get that thing
in the novelty shop?
:08:28
I got that ring
that squirted water
as a practicaljoke.
:08:33
Well, little did I know that
our marriage would turn out
to be God's practicaljoke.
:08:37
Well, you certainly
stayed in it long enough.
:08:40
Hey, inertia accounts for
two-thirds of the marriages
in America.
:08:44
Yeah, but
the other third is love.
:08:46
You know, I think
we should just stick...
:08:48
to talking about the filming
the last couple of weeks
and post-production.
:08:51
I got nothing to talk about.
I'm waiting for Al.
This guy is always late.
:08:55
- He is invariably late.
- Lunch. Lunch.
:08:57
- He's here. Al's here.
- He's so funny.
He's so tense.
:09:00
I kid him
about being late.
:09:02
- He's great. I love him.
- What's that?
:09:05
[Chinese]
:09:11
Uh, wh-wh-what
is his problem?
:09:13
- He's firing me.
- He's firing you?
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why?
:09:17
He says he cannot
work with me anymore.
He wants to find somebody else.
:09:20
I don't understand.
What's the problem?
:09:22
He thinks that something
must be getting lost
in his translation...
:09:24
and that his work
is coming out irrationally.
:09:27
Well, tell him
that I love the dailies.
:09:29
But, sir, to be honest,
they're not very lucid.
:09:32
Just tell him what
I tell you to tell him.
:09:34
[Chinese]
:09:36
[Chinese]
:09:44
He wants me off the set.
Otherwise, he won't work.
:09:46
With all
due respect to Mr. Chan,
we're on the clock here.
:09:48
It costs the studio
approximately $150,000
a day to shoot.
:09:51
Explain that to him, nicely.
:09:58
Wait. I got
a great idea.