Kissing Jessica Stein
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Or-Or they seem smart, and then
you realize that they aren't at all.

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And that's funny,
but funny/tragic.

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Um--
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So anyway,
ifyou're then lucky enough...

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to find someone who's the good kind
of smart and the good kind offunny,

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then generally
they're just kind of--

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- Ugly.
- Ugly.

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Ugly. I'm sorry.
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- Yes, a little. Is that--
That's awful, right?.
- No.

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Ugly doesn't do it froryou.
That's okay.

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- Me, I'm kind of into ugly.
- What?

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As long as it's
sexy-ugly.

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Sexy-ugly?. I--
Define.

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Well, you can't. It just is,
you know?. Sexy-ugly.

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Okay, well, um,
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could you, um--
could you give me a celebrity...

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- who would fall into the category?.
- Um,yeah.

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Hold on a second.
I'll get you one. Um--

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Angelica Huston?.
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- Is that kind ofthe right idea?.
- Yeah, I guess.

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- I was gonna say MickJagger.
He's the big one.
- Oh.

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Oh, Lyle Lovett, um,James Woods,
Harvey Keitel.

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Very sexy-ugly.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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So, uh--
So you're not--

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I mean,
you've-you've tried--

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Um, you've dated men.
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- Of course.
- Oh, good!

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- What?.
- Good. I'm-- No, I'm relieved.

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I-I-I just--
I assumed that you had--

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Oh, I have... also.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, I, um--

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I just find a lot
of different things sexy.

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Oh. I don't.
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So, should we settle
the tab?.

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- What?
- Yeah, it's, um, 8:1 0.
Don'tyou have a--

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- Oh, uh, no.
- You don't?

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- No. I lied.
- But I thought--

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I know a great Indian place.

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