Kissing Jessica Stein

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[ Man ] For the sin
we have committed by gluttony.

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[ Al I ] And for the si n we have
committed by succumbing to despair.

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For the sin we have committed
by stubbornness.

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And for the sin
we have committed...

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by rashlyjudging others.

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[Rabbi Continues ]

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[ Whispering ] Sweetheart,
do you see that guy in the corner...

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with the dark hair
and the blueyarmulke?.

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Absolutelygorgeous.
That's Ben Feldman, M&A,J.P. Morgan.

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- [ Loudly ] He has no chin!
- Mother, be quiet.

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- Shh!
- He recentlyseparated frrom his wifre.

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- Some shikseh from I daho.
- She could do better. She could!

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- You could do better.
- Mother.

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Mother, would you stop
feeding her perfectionism?.
You did the same thing with Larry.

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- I didn't like him either.
- What's not to like?.
The man was a prince.

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- I didn't care for him.
- What doyou mean?

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- He wasn't the one, okay?.
- Oy, the one.
- He had no sex appeal.

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Mother, sha!
He's right over there.

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[Rabbi Continues ]

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Marriage is
the hardest thing we do.

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She is 28 years old. She hasn't
dated in a year. I'm afraid...

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- she'll be alone forever--
- Mom, would you shut up?. I'm atoning!

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Shh!