:11:14
- You're really gonna do this?.
- I've decided.
:11:17
You've decided, orwas it that article
in New York Magazine last month?.
:11:21
- I've decided.
- Mm-hmm.
:11:23
I just think it's time,
you know?.
:11:26
- It's the one thing
I haven't experienced.
- Ofrcourse it's time, sweetie.
:11:29
You go on with your frisky self,
and don't let Mr. Fuddy-Duddy
piss on your parade.
:11:33
- Thankyou.
- Mar?.
:11:35
- Mm-hmm?.
- What is the problem?.
She is trying new things.
:11:38
Sure. Today,
sexual preference.
:11:41
- Tomorrow, Henna tattoos.
- Okay.
:11:43
So, let's see.
OscarWilde is too flip.
:11:46
Emily Dickinson is too trite.
It has to be just so.
:11:50
Maybe George Eliot.
:11:52
- Why do I have to have a quote again?.
- Well, let's see.
:11:55
If it's brainy enough, it'll weed out
the real unwashed masses.
:11:58
Andifrit's well chosen,
you come across as someone...
:12:01
who understands the plight
ofyour prospective partner--
the plight of humanity.
:12:06
And by couching that understanding
in the words ofra great writer,
:12:08
you appear sophisticated,
but earnest.
:12:12
- Grounded, but hopeful.
- Oh, my God!
:12:13
Sweetie, you're gonna have more pussy
than you know what to do with.
:12:17
- Here, take a look.
- Rilke?.
:12:20
Rilke's very profound.
Here.
:12:22
So the first thing you wanna do is say,
"For friendship or more."
:12:26
Wait. Why?.
:12:28
Because then you have access to
all the bi-curious straight girls.
:12:31
Straight girls?
But Bas--
:12:33
Trust me.
Virgin flesh?. Mangia.
:12:37
Bring that.
Let's go.
:12:39
"Professional E-E, U-W-S,
:12:41
V-G-L, N-S, D-W-M,
seeking same."
:12:47
- What could that mean?.
- I'm not reallyversed
in single scene acronyms, so--
:12:52
- Oh. Listen to this one.
This guy used a quote.
- That is so cheesy.
:12:56
"It is not inertia alone
that is responsible...
:12:58
"for human relationships
repeating themselves.