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who understands the plight
ofyour prospective partner--
the plight of humanity.
:12:06
And by couching that understanding
in the words ofra great writer,
:12:08
you appear sophisticated,
but earnest.
:12:12
- Grounded, but hopeful.
- Oh, my God!
:12:13
Sweetie, you're gonna have more pussy
than you know what to do with.
:12:17
- Here, take a look.
- Rilke?.
:12:20
Rilke's very profound.
Here.
:12:22
So the first thing you wanna do is say,
"For friendship or more."
:12:26
Wait. Why?.
:12:28
Because then you have access to
all the bi-curious straight girls.
:12:31
Straight girls?
But Bas--
:12:33
Trust me.
Virgin flesh?. Mangia.
:12:37
Bring that.
Let's go.
:12:39
"Professional E-E, U-W-S,
:12:41
V-G-L, N-S, D-W-M,
seeking same."
:12:47
- What could that mean?.
- I'm not reallyversed
in single scene acronyms, so--
:12:52
- Oh. Listen to this one.
This guy used a quote.
- That is so cheesy.
:12:56
"It is not inertia alone
that is responsible...
:12:58
"for human relationships
repeating themselves.
:13:01
It is shyness before--"
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
:13:05
- This one stinks.
- Actually, I think it's Freud.
:13:07
Rilke. Uh,
one ofthose, I think.
:13:11
Oh. Sorry. Guess I should read on.
"But only someone--"
:13:14
Does he, um,
describe himself?.
:13:17
Esoteric quote man?.
Let's see.
:13:20
Oh. That's
women seeking women.
:13:23
You know what, guys?.
Um, I really have a lot ofwork to do.
:13:26
- Would you mind terribly--
- No. No, no, no.
:13:30
Thanks. Sorry.
:13:41
- Jess? Charles can make it
tonight after all.
- Yeah.
:13:43
- So you're gonna get to meet him.
- Oh, good.
:13:45
That would be great.
Thanks.
:13:47
- Hey,Joan, is it okay
if I bring a date tonight?.
- Oh.
:13:50
- Sure. The more, the merrier.
- Great. I'll seeyou tonight.
:13:55
You invited Josh?.
Ew!