:38:01
- Stein has the pleasure
ofworking for me.
- Oh.
:38:03
So you must be that "complete asshole"
she's always talking about?.
:38:07
[ Chuckling ]
Don't mind her.
:38:10
She's just working out
some residual anger from college.
:38:13
- You guys went to college together?.
- No.
:38:16
He went with my brother.
I was a freshman when theywere seniors.
:38:18
- We dated for a year.
- Really?
:38:21
- Mm-hmm.
- So, what happened?.
:38:24
Well, she didn't think
I was living up to my potential.
:38:26
- Which was what?.
- She thought I was gonna be
the next Hemingway.
:38:29
Whatever. He was
an extremely talented writer.
:38:31
Now he's a professional
"I" dotter and "T" crosser.
:38:34
- Let's just get--
- We thought Stein was gonna be
the next Georgia O'Keefe,
:38:36
but she's actually turned out to be
a pretty good "T" crosser herself.
:38:39
- Okay, a pleasure as always,Josh.
- You paint?. I had no idea.
:38:42
I'm really a hack. I don't at all. We
can go. I just gotta get this one thing.
:38:45
Listen, can I just
use the bathroom?.
:38:48
Oh,yeah. I'm sorry.
It's, um,
:38:50
through that door, and it's right at the
elevator, left at the water fountain.
:38:54
It's, uh, left
at the water fountain.
:39:07
[Jessica ] But it's not-- There's
no-- It's not, "You will be wise.
:39:11
You will gain great wisdom
through some lifre-altering event. "
:39:14
I t's si m ply, "You are--"
What does yours say?.
:39:17
- " Home is where the heart lies."
- Okay, you got an adage.
:39:20
- Well, so what?. I like adages.
- You got an adage.
:39:22
The whole notion
ofthe fortune cookie is a sham.
:39:24
I mean, when does anyone--
Excuse me?.
:39:28
- When does anyone get a frortune?
I'd like to know.
- It's all right.
:39:30
I'm sorry. There are no frortunes
being dispensed here.
:39:34
- I mean, it's a misnomer--
- Hey, hey. Sorry to interrupt
this big debate here,
:39:37
but me and my friends over at the bar
have a little pool going.
:39:41
Basically, we wanna determine
which one ofyou is more beautiful.
:39:46
- Oh, right.
- Who won?.
:39:47
Yousee, that's the thing. We're
sittin'over there scratching our heads,
:39:50
- 'cause it's close,you know?
- Right.
:39:52
We thought we'd come over here and
buyyou some drinks, do some research.
:39:55
- I thi nk we're fi ne, thanks.
- Oh, no, pleasejoin us.
We would love that.