Kissing Jessica Stein
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:14:10
[Telephone Ringing]
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[Telephone Ringing]
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[Helen Over Machine ]
Hey, it's Hel. Leave it at the beep.

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[ Woman, Husky Voice ] Hi. My name's
Nan, and I'm calling aboutyour ad.

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I'm looking fror someone
with a big heart, an open mind,

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and an adventurous spirit.
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Also, in the long term, I'm looking
fror someone to mother a child with me.

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- Wouldyou be into that?
- [ D.oorbell Rings ]

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- Be quiet. You get it.
- Come on. I t'l I be adorable.

:14:33
I t's not adorable. You are totally
loving this, aren't you?.

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Please. I'm 1 60 pounds
and I wake up vomiting.

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I have to live
through someone.

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- Go. He's looking.
- This is embarrassing.

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- Okay. Be quiet.
- He's staring. It's gonna be weird.

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- Hi. I'm Charles.
- Hi.

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-Jessica. [ Chuckles ]
- [Telephone Ringing]

:14:55
Hey, it's Hel.
Leave it at the beep.

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[ Woman ]
Hi, Helen. I'm calling aboutyour ad.

:15:00
I would really like to meetyou
as soon as possible,

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becauseyou sound
really special.

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And to tell you the truth,
I'm hangin' on by a thread here,

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and I couldreallyuse
someone special.

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So, um,
just call me, okay?

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# Sky's blue #
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# You know what I'm freeling
You know #

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# The verysweet sound
ofryour laughter ##

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## [ Continues ]
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[Jessica ] Oh, my God. Whatever.
I'm so happy...

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to be eati ng a meal with i ntel I igent
people-- you have no idea.

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That's us?.
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I know, right?. So thankyou all
for not being freaks or morons...

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or using words incorrectly.
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Bless you all.
:15:49
Tell me about it.
Most people I meet at the salon...

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are totally "malcompetent."
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So, Charles,
what aboutyou?

:15:59
Have you had a horrible time
out there too?.


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