:00:00
So, uh, how's Cal?
:00:03
Fine.
:00:05
How's bachelorette number 3?
:00:08
You know, for someone
who supposedly hates me,
:00:10
you take a healthy interest
in my love life, don'tyou?
:00:11
Ohh, the words ''healthy''
and your ''love life''
:00:13
do not belong in
the same sentence.
:00:15
You trying to live
vicariously maybe?
:00:16
I mean, God knows
your fiiance's never around,
:00:18
so maybe that's it.
:00:19
You don't bother me.
:00:20
You can't.
:00:22
Because no matter how
you'd like to defiine it,
:00:23
I can honestly say
at this moment,
:00:25
my life is perfect.
:00:28
Defiine perfection.
:00:31
I'll defiine perfection.
Greatjob, great friends--
:00:34
Thankyou.
:00:35
Great man, great apartment.
:00:36
Great hair, great body.
:00:37
- Thankyou.
- Uh-huh.
:00:39
Great newjob opportunity.
:00:42
Yep. Dennis told me.
:00:44
And don't worry about me,
I'm fiine.
:00:47
I'm happy foryou.
:00:48
- Really?
- Really.
:00:50
That's so nice.
I loveyou.
:00:51
I loveyou, too.
:00:52
I loveyour earrings.
:00:53
Thankyou.
You gave them to me.
:00:56
- Oh.
- [Laughs]
:00:58
Anyway, Pete's a dick.
:00:59
He's arrogant and rude--
:01:01
He's a malcontented--
:01:02
Anti-social juvenile.
:01:03
Who's overrated and overpaid.
:01:04
He has no manners.
:01:05
He has no idea
how to treat a lady.
:01:10
But he's good in bed.
:01:12
[Laughs]
:01:13
[Laughs]
:01:16
What?
You slept with Pete.
:01:17
- I did.
- Yeah?
:01:19
Yeah.
:01:21
He has a kind of--
kind ofquirky,
:01:23
sort ofloner appeal,
don'tyou think?
:01:24
No, I mean, I don't.
I-- You know, butyou--
:01:26
That's great.
Soyou're seeing Pete now?
:01:28
No, no, ofcourse not.
:01:30
Actually, I have my eye
on our new sportscaster...
:01:34
Rick.
:01:35
Hmm. That's great.
:01:37
You're not mad about Pete?
:01:39
Pete? I don't care
who Pete sleeps with.
:01:41
He sleeps with everybody.