:26:03
When you're a baby.
you're in that little walker...
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trying to strengthen your legs.
tryin' to walk.
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When you get old. You're in
that metal motherfuckin' walker.
:26:13
You got one patch of hair
when you're a baby.
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You got a patch of fuckin' hair
when you're old.
:26:18
You try to cornrow
that motherfucker.
:26:22
Tryin' to hang on to
what little hip-hop you got left.
:26:26
It's just a cycle that goes like that.
That's all it is. A cycle.
:26:30
When I get old... I don't give a fuck...
don't do me no favors.
:26:33
Leave me at home.
Let me watch the birds. Like I said.
:26:36
Don't be taking me
to no motherfucking game.
:26:38
"Martin would want to go
to the basketball game."
:26:41
They'd take me to the game
and then announce me.
:26:44
"Ladies and gentlemen. We got
Martin Lawrence in the house."
:26:47
I'm older than a motherfucker.
:26:51
All they do is sit you up front
and exploit the fuck out you.
:26:55
Got the camera
all in your face and shit.
:26:59
You sittin' there. Can't even
follow the basketball game and shit.
:27:02
You down here. They playin'
down this motherfucker.
:27:12
Catch you falling asleep and shit.
:27:23
Don't put me at no motherfuckin'
game and sit me up front...
:27:26
puttin' an old-ass
Washington Wizard hat on me.
:27:30
With Jordan's signature
on the motherfucker.
:27:38
Talk about...
"How's he like the game?"
:27:40
"He says it's wonderful."
I ain't said shit.
:27:43
I said. "Get my ass home.
I don't want to do shit. I'm chillin'."
:27:47
I'll tell you. The beauty of getting old
is that you do things differently.
:27:51
Know what I mean? Even your dancin'
changes when you get older.
:27:54
Young people. They go
do all the wild stuff.
:27:57
Old people don't do that. They keep it
in one place. "All right. Now.