Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:27:02
You down here. They playin'
down this motherfucker.

:27:12
Catch you falling asleep and shit.
:27:23
Don't put me at no motherfuckin'
game and sit me up front...

:27:26
puttin' an old-ass
Washington Wizard hat on me.

:27:30
With Jordan's signature
on the motherfucker.

:27:38
Talk about...
"How's he like the game?"

:27:40
"He says it's wonderful."
I ain't said shit.

:27:43
I said. "Get my ass home.
I don't want to do shit. I'm chillin'."

:27:47
I'll tell you. The beauty of getting old
is that you do things differently.

:27:51
Know what I mean? Even your dancin'
changes when you get older.

:27:54
Young people. They go
do all the wild stuff.

:27:57
Old people don't do that. They keep it
in one place. "All right. Now.

:28:04
That's what
I'm talking about right there.

:28:06
Yeah. Ain't gonna do
too much more than this here tonight.

:28:11
That's right. Ain't gonna have me
winded out this motherfucker all night.

:28:14
I got about
two more dips in me now.

:28:18
One dip. All right.
:28:20
That's it. That's it.
One more dip. I'm done.

:28:24
Shit. I'm tired. I ain't gonna be
doin' that shit all night.

:28:28
You tryin' to kill
a motherfucker."

:28:31
There's a dance out right now.
A lot of people like this dance.

:28:35
It's like the... What is it?
:28:38
It's like the Electric Slide...
:28:40
but it's not quite
the Electric Slide.

:28:43
The cha-cha?
:28:45
Yeah. I can't stand
that fuckin' dance.

:28:48
That's a easy fuckin' dance. Y'all.
You know that dance is easy as shit.

:28:52
Come on. "Two to the right.
One to the left.

:28:56
Stop. Think about it."

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