Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:29:00
Get the fuck out of here
with that shit.

:29:05
"Take your leg like this here.
:29:09
Do your arm like this.
:29:13
Stop. Think about it."
:29:16
That bullshit.
:29:18
I know the fuckin' ghetto Hokey Pokey
when I hear that shit.

:29:27
You know what I mean?
"Do your hip like this one time.

:29:32
Now keep doing
your hip like this."

:29:36
Get the fuck outta here.
:29:39
I respect a brother's hustle.
but that's bullshit. Man.

:29:42
That shit easy.
:29:45
You know. The thing about gettin' old.
I'll tell you. Gettin' older is like...

:29:49
If you have good kids
and you raise good kids...

:29:53
your children will take care of you
when you're older.

:29:58
Yeah. That's true.
:30:02
That's a beautiful thing.
That's what you want.

:30:04
You want to raise good kids.
I have two beautiful daughters.

:30:06
And I'm proud of them.
I love them. Thank you.

:30:10
But you get... Kids will take...
Good kids will take care of you.

:30:14
But you know them badass kids like
the motherfuckin' Menendez brothers...

:30:18
you gotta whup their ass. Man.
them little badass kids.

:30:21
If you don't get them bad kids when
they're young. They will fuck you up.

:30:24
That's how them brothers did that shit
to their mother and father.

:30:27
They ought to have
their ass kicked.

:30:29
I don't like them
badass kids. I tell you.

:30:31
You gotta get 'em early.
'cause if you don't...

:30:33
them motherfuckers will
put you in time-out.

:30:38
They will say. "Get your ass
in time-out. Dad.

:30:40
Get your fucking time-out. Dad!"
:30:43
"Goddamn. What did
I do there. Dave?

:30:45
I don't know what the fuck I did wrong.
What did I do?"

:30:48
"Just shut the fuck up
and get a time-out!"

:30:52
You know what I mean?
Telling you shit like...

:30:54
"Don't touch my Twinkies
in the fridge. Motherfucker.

:30:56
I'll be home about 9:00."
:30:59
'Cause they get all tall and lanky.
and they bigger than you and shit.


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