Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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That's a beautiful thing.
That's what you want.

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You want to raise good kids.
I have two beautiful daughters.

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And I'm proud of them.
I love them. Thank you.

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But you get... Kids will take...
Good kids will take care of you.

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But you know them badass kids like
the motherfuckin' Menendez brothers...

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you gotta whup their ass. Man.
them little badass kids.

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If you don't get them bad kids when
they're young. They will fuck you up.

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That's how them brothers did that shit
to their mother and father.

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They ought to have
their ass kicked.

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I don't like them
badass kids. I tell you.

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You gotta get 'em early.
'cause if you don't...

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them motherfuckers will
put you in time-out.

:30:38
They will say. "Get your ass
in time-out. Dad.

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Get your fucking time-out. Dad!"
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"Goddamn. What did
I do there. Dave?

:30:45
I don't know what the fuck I did wrong.
What did I do?"

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"Just shut the fuck up
and get a time-out!"

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You know what I mean?
Telling you shit like...

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"Don't touch my Twinkies
in the fridge. Motherfucker.

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I'll be home about 9:00."
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'Cause they get all tall and lanky.
and they bigger than you and shit.

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Then they think they run you.
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They try to run the phone
that you pay the bill on.

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"Hang the motherfuckin'
phone up. Dad!

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Hang the motherfuckin'
phone up. Dad!

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I'm on the phone talkin'
to my homies. Nigger!"

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Shit! You gotta get
their little ass. Man.

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You gotta let them know.
You gotta put fear in their heart.

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"I'm the parent. You ever raise up
on me... I don't play that shit."

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They gotta fear you
for the rest of their life...

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if they don't fear
no-fucking-body else.

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That is yours.
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You gotta make 'em know.
You gotta make 'em understand.

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Don't play with Daddy.
Don't play with Mama.

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But you know what started
some of that shit is that time-out.

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White people. Y'all started that.
I ain't pickin' on you.

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But that time-out shit?
Uh-uh! Ain't gonna work.

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You know. I seen this
white kid tell his mother...

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"Fuck you. Mommy. You ho. You bitch.
You ho. You bitch."

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All she said was.
"Bobby. Go to time-out.

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Go to time-out. Bobby.

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