Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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The ones that get smushy
when you put your finger in 'em...

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and you take your hand off. They still
got fingerprints in the motherfucker.

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Stretch mark titties.
I don't give a damn.

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I lick between the lines.
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Like a stamp.
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I likes a titty.
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And when you can't get that titty.
you miss it...

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'cause the baby
got the titty on lockdown.

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Baby at home...
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And you see your wife
or your lady laying in the bed.

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You see the baby on one titty and you...
"Damn. Why can't I get some of the tit?"

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You know there's an extra titty.
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You're like.
"I want some. I want some."

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You try to ease over there. Get
a little lick of the titty that's open.

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"No. Don't do that!"
"Shit. It's a free titty."

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"Don't do that!
It's for the baby.

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I gotta switch the baby over."
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You're looking. Like. "Damn!"
You try to make up excuses.

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"Shit. I got stronger jaws. I'm trying
to help suck the milk up for the baby."

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"You've been drinking.
haven't you?

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Don't do that.
You'll get alcohol on the titty.

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You're gonna get the baby drunk.
Don't do that."

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And the baby make the titty
look good. Don't they?

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Babies show you
what titty's all about.

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Babies...
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And they look at you
and roll their eyes.

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They will fuckin' show you
what a titty is all about. Man.

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Those are some of the things you
go through. Man. In this here life.

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Round of applause.
all the couples that are married.

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Well. Congratulations
to all four of you.

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Now. I used to...
I used to be married.


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