:44:00
"You've been drinking.
haven't you?
:44:02
Don't do that.
You'll get alcohol on the titty.
:44:06
You're gonna get the baby drunk.
Don't do that."
:44:11
And the baby make the titty
look good. Don't they?
:44:14
Babies show you
what titty's all about.
:44:18
Babies...
:44:25
And they look at you
and roll their eyes.
:44:40
They will fuckin' show you
what a titty is all about. Man.
:44:44
Those are some of the things you
go through. Man. In this here life.
:44:49
Round of applause.
all the couples that are married.
:44:54
Well. Congratulations
to all four of you.
:44:59
Now. I used to...
I used to be married.
:45:03
I'm not married no more. We got
a divorce. It just didn't work out.
:45:06
But it's hard...
You know. When you...
:45:09
When you say. "I will marry you"
or "Will you marry me?"
:45:12
that's like saying.
"Oh. Shit!"
:45:16
That's why they line you up
like fighters and shit.
:45:19
And guys be looking
at each other. Going...
:45:21
"You know. When I finish
announcing these vows...
:45:25
come out swingin'
like a motherfucker...
:45:28
'cause it's gonna be
a barn burner."
:45:32
But all this shit happens at first.
getting ready for the ceremony.
:45:35
And then you gotta
fill out paperwork...
:45:38
like if you feel as though
you have something...
:45:39
that you want to be exclusively yours.
you gotta fill out IOU's.
:45:44
I'm sorry.
I meant "prenuptials."
:45:48
That's some hard shit. To tell
somebody that you love 'em...
:45:50
and then the prenuptial comes into play.
but I guess it is what it is.
:45:54
But a person will do that.
"You know. I love you.
:45:57
"We about to do
this thing. Girl.
:45:59
Yeah. Yeah.
We about to get married.