Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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"You've been drinking.
haven't you?

:44:02
Don't do that.
You'll get alcohol on the titty.

:44:06
You're gonna get the baby drunk.
Don't do that."

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And the baby make the titty
look good. Don't they?

:44:14
Babies show you
what titty's all about.

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Babies...
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And they look at you
and roll their eyes.

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They will fuckin' show you
what a titty is all about. Man.

:44:44
Those are some of the things you
go through. Man. In this here life.

:44:49
Round of applause.
all the couples that are married.

:44:54
Well. Congratulations
to all four of you.

:44:59
Now. I used to...
I used to be married.

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I'm not married no more. We got
a divorce. It just didn't work out.

:45:06
But it's hard...
You know. When you...

:45:09
When you say. "I will marry you"
or "Will you marry me?"

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that's like saying.
"Oh. Shit!"

:45:16
That's why they line you up
like fighters and shit.

:45:19
And guys be looking
at each other. Going...

:45:21
"You know. When I finish
announcing these vows...

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come out swingin'
like a motherfucker...

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'cause it's gonna be
a barn burner."

:45:32
But all this shit happens at first.
getting ready for the ceremony.

:45:35
And then you gotta
fill out paperwork...

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like if you feel as though
you have something...

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that you want to be exclusively yours.
you gotta fill out IOU's.

:45:44
I'm sorry.
I meant "prenuptials."

:45:48
That's some hard shit. To tell
somebody that you love 'em...

:45:50
and then the prenuptial comes into play.
but I guess it is what it is.

:45:54
But a person will do that.
"You know. I love you.

:45:57
"We about to do
this thing. Girl.

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Yeah. Yeah.
We about to get married.


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