:48:01
I guess I can't answer that.
I guess to each his own.
:48:04
Fellas. I don't know.
I ain't no doctor.
:48:06
I ain't no psychologist.
But I'm gonna tell you like this.
:48:09
If a woman tell you she a virgin
and you gettin' ready to marry her...
:48:11
test that pussy out
before you marry her.
:48:13
That's just the way it goes.
Don't do it.
:48:15
Don't get into it.
and then it ain't what you want.
:48:18
You never know.
You gotta test that pussy out.
:48:21
'Cause if you marry 'em
and then get it...
:48:23
and wind up falling in the pussy.
you'd be. "Oh. Shit!"
:48:27
You'd be in the land of Oz
out that motherfucker.
:48:30
"Where the fuck am I?
Is this fallopian? Is this fallopian?"
:48:35
So you gotta test it out.
:48:37
It's just like you test-drive
a car or something.
:48:40
You take a car around the corner.
bring it back to the dealer...
:48:43
"Naw. I ain't gonna be able
to get this. Cuz.
:48:45
Yeah. Naw. Naw. Naw. Naw.
Fuck that. Dude.
:48:48
The wheels. They don't rotate right
on this motherfucker."
:48:51
Test it out. If you don't check
before you get married. Fuck around...
:48:56
wind up marrying
a hermaphrodite.
:49:01
That's right. You thought
that was a big-ass clit.
:49:04
Turned out to be a dick.
:49:08
Now you fucked up.
You're..."Oh. Shit."
:49:11
Can't talk to your boys and shit.
"What's up. Dog?"
:49:16
"I married somebody with a fuckin' dick
I thought was a clit."
:49:20
You don't want to do that.
:49:23
Clit so big.
it looked like a thumb.
:49:28
So check it out.
Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
:49:30
Ladies. The same with you.
:49:33
Don't marry no man that you
don't know what you gettin'.
:49:37
Yeah. You gotta marry that man.
you gonna know what you gettin'.
:49:39
'Cause if not.
you marry him and don't know...
:49:42
you gonna be a bitter housewife on the
phone with your girlfriend. Crying...
:49:45
"You ain't gonna believe
this shit. Girl.
:49:47
Damn it. You ain't gonna
believe this shit. Girl!
:49:50
This motherfucker
can't do nothin'. Girl.
:49:53
The best thing about it
was the ceremony. Girl.
:49:58
Ah. Shit!
He noodle dick. Girl."