Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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I guess I can't answer that.
I guess to each his own.

:48:04
Fellas. I don't know.
I ain't no doctor.

:48:06
I ain't no psychologist.
But I'm gonna tell you like this.

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If a woman tell you she a virgin
and you gettin' ready to marry her...

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test that pussy out
before you marry her.

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That's just the way it goes.
Don't do it.

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Don't get into it.
and then it ain't what you want.

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You never know.
You gotta test that pussy out.

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'Cause if you marry 'em
and then get it...

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and wind up falling in the pussy.
you'd be. "Oh. Shit!"

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You'd be in the land of Oz
out that motherfucker.

:48:30
"Where the fuck am I?
Is this fallopian? Is this fallopian?"

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So you gotta test it out.
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It's just like you test-drive
a car or something.

:48:40
You take a car around the corner.
bring it back to the dealer...

:48:43
"Naw. I ain't gonna be able
to get this. Cuz.

:48:45
Yeah. Naw. Naw. Naw. Naw.
Fuck that. Dude.

:48:48
The wheels. They don't rotate right
on this motherfucker."

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Test it out. If you don't check
before you get married. Fuck around...

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wind up marrying
a hermaphrodite.

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That's right. You thought
that was a big-ass clit.

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Turned out to be a dick.
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Now you fucked up.
You're..."Oh. Shit."

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Can't talk to your boys and shit.
"What's up. Dog?"

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"I married somebody with a fuckin' dick
I thought was a clit."

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You don't want to do that.
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Clit so big.
it looked like a thumb.

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So check it out.
Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

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Ladies. The same with you.
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Don't marry no man that you
don't know what you gettin'.

:49:37
Yeah. You gotta marry that man.
you gonna know what you gettin'.

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'Cause if not.
you marry him and don't know...

:49:42
you gonna be a bitter housewife on the
phone with your girlfriend. Crying...

:49:45
"You ain't gonna believe
this shit. Girl.

:49:47
Damn it. You ain't gonna
believe this shit. Girl!

:49:50
This motherfucker
can't do nothin'. Girl.

:49:53
The best thing about it
was the ceremony. Girl.

:49:58
Ah. Shit!
He noodle dick. Girl."


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