:16:00
Amazing. You sound Iike Grandfather.
:16:03
FooI! I am your grandfather.
:16:08
I don't....
:16:15
Latex rubber.
:16:17
Yes. It's so soft.
:16:20
Like a soft, fat baby-bottom face.
:16:24
This is nothing. I'm rusty!
:16:27
When I'm on the top of my game,
my disguise is seamIess!
:16:32
Yes, without the seams.
:16:36
And the pIace is so incredibIy cIean.
:16:40
So tidy.
:16:42
Bravo, Grandpa!
:16:45
Put a cIamp on your pastry hoIe.
I'II give it to you straight.
:16:50
-You are a Disguisey.
-Yes, Pistachio Disguisey.
:16:55
I'm begging you,
curb your yammering skuII cave!
:16:58
Now, throughout history...
:17:01
...the Disguiseys used their skiIIs
as Masters of Disguise...
:17:05
...for the betterment of mankind.
:17:08
In Europe, they used their power
to catch thieves.
:17:12
Now I've got it. It's mine.
:17:15
The statue is aIive!
:17:18
They were the world's
first environmentalists.
:17:21
Sorry, George Washington,
no cherry tree for you.
:17:27
Abraham Lincoln
was such a boring speaker...
:17:30
...that the Disguiseys had to help him
get elected president.
:17:36
If you'II excuse me,
I just need a drink of water.
:17:40
Rough crowd.
:17:44
Let's party! Hit it, boys!
:17:50
Vote for me,
we'II get funky this year!
:17:58
This is your Iegacy, Pistachio.