Master of Disguise
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:30:03
I'm okay. I'm okay.
:30:06
You too young for this job. Go home
and change your diaper. Get out!

:30:11
I don't wear a diaper.
:30:13
Pistachio. Come see.
There's a taIking baby here.

:30:17
I want to see the taIking baby.
:30:20
Brave Barney, good to see you.
:30:23
-You know this baby?
-Of course.

:30:25
-I was potty trained when I was 2.
-Of course.

:30:29
You are the conductor
of the potty train.

:30:32
Barney. Is this the pIace?
:30:35
I just came from a yoga cIass.
I hope that's okay.

:30:38
Grandpa, this is Barney and....
:30:41
-I'm his mom, Jennifer. Hi.
-Jennifer. A pIeasure, yes.

:30:46
Sweetie, go practice your oIIies,
and I'II see you Iater, okay?

:30:51
PIease, come in.
:30:54
-Measurements.
-Measurements? What for?

:30:58
-It's for a uniform.
-Oh, yeah. Okay.

:31:01
It's 35-24-34.
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-You said 34?
-A IittIe bottom.

:31:12
I don't know if I'm right for this.
Barney said you were Iooking....

:31:17
I'm sorry, he's onIy 7.
He thinks your name is Pistachio.

:31:22
That is my name.
:31:25
WeII, that's nice.
:31:27
So okay. What is the job?
What exactIy do you guys do?

:31:31
I am a Master of Disguise.
He is aIso a Master of Disguise.

:31:35
TechnicaIIy,
he's a IeveI-one apprentice.

:31:39
''Master of Disguise''? I don't get it.
:31:42
You got a probIem with the word
''master,'' or ''disguise''?

:31:46
Or the word ''of''?
:31:49
WeII, what wouId I have to do?
:31:51
What does she have to do?
:31:54
Not so fast. Answer me this first:
Do you foId easiIy under pressure?

:31:59
What kind of pressure?

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