:09:00
Mother would've wanted it
kept very simple.
:09:03
May I say what an honour it is
for you to choose Plots...
:09:05
...at this saddest of times.
- Yes, yes. Can we get on with it?
:09:09
Of course.
:09:11
- Church or chapel?
- Church.
:09:13
Fiercely. Church was Mam.
:09:16
Your mother hasn't been
inside a Church for 25 years.
:09:18
Betty, the least you could do is
show a little respect for the dead.
:09:22
Had you been more attentive, mother
might still be alive, mightn't she?
:09:26
That's not fair, Hugh!
You can't blame me for her death!
:09:28
Look, I don't think
this is the proper occasion...
:09:34
Would you like an open coffin?
:09:40
It's a long-standing Plots tradition.
A true mark of respect.
:09:45
There is, of course, some slight
discoloration when someone...
:09:48
Chokes on Multi-Fibre All Bran.
:09:51
...suffocates,
but I believe we can remedy that.
:09:55
Open coffin?
:09:57
Well, she was very clear about
what she wanted to be buried in.
:10:01
I assume she wanted
to be seen in it.
:10:03
Open coffin it is, then.
:10:06
Well, if you could
bring in the garment.
:10:08
Oh, and some recent photos
of your mother.
:10:10
Right. Well, Betty'll see
to that, won't you, Betty?
:10:13
Boris, thank you very much.
:10:16
So you were really cheating on her?
Cheating and lying...
:10:19
...spending your money on strippers?
- I can't believe it.
:10:21
Councillor Rhys Jones is having
his mother's funeral at Plots!
:10:25
Well, maybe you were a little
too progressive with him.
:10:29
Funeral fashion. It's the next
big thing. "The Catwalk Corpse".
:10:33
Yeah, well, he didn't seem too keen
on the "Deck of Cards" theme.
:10:36
She loved playing cards!
Everybody said that.
:10:38
Yes, but I don't think
that was the problem.
:10:40
I think dressing her up as the Queen
of Spades, that was the problem.
:10:44
You have no imagination, Delbert.
That's your problem.
:10:46
No vision. I wanna create
a whole new kind of funeral.
:10:51
Keep in mind the root word
of funeral is "fun".
:10:54
Fantasy funerals will be
the funerals of the future.
:10:57
Yes, but the people of Wrottin-Powys
are more your "ashes to ashes...