:10:01
I assume she wanted
to be seen in it.
:10:03
Open coffin it is, then.
:10:06
Well, if you could
bring in the garment.
:10:08
Oh, and some recent photos
of your mother.
:10:10
Right. Well, Betty'll see
to that, won't you, Betty?
:10:13
Boris, thank you very much.
:10:16
So you were really cheating on her?
Cheating and lying...
:10:19
...spending your money on strippers?
- I can't believe it.
:10:21
Councillor Rhys Jones is having
his mother's funeral at Plots!
:10:25
Well, maybe you were a little
too progressive with him.
:10:29
Funeral fashion. It's the next
big thing. "The Catwalk Corpse".
:10:33
Yeah, well, he didn't seem too keen
on the "Deck of Cards" theme.
:10:36
She loved playing cards!
Everybody said that.
:10:38
Yes, but I don't think
that was the problem.
:10:40
I think dressing her up as the Queen
of Spades, that was the problem.
:10:44
You have no imagination, Delbert.
That's your problem.
:10:46
No vision. I wanna create
a whole new kind of funeral.
:10:51
Keep in mind the root word
of funeral is "fun".
:10:54
Fantasy funerals will be
the funerals of the future.
:10:57
Yes, but the people of Wrottin-Powys
are more your "ashes to ashes...
:11:01
...dust to dust" variety.
- That's so passé.
:11:04
We have to sell them
the concept, that's all.
:11:07
We could do Casket of the Month.
:11:09
- "Casket of the Month?"
- Yes, like "Flavour of the Month".
:11:13
And discounts.
People love discounts and coupons.
:11:17
We could do a first funeral
at full price...
:11:19
and a second half off.
:11:21
Let's say the husband
drops dead first.
:11:24
The wife comes in with the coupon,
pays in advance for her funeral...
:11:28
and gets it half off.
Is that great or what?
:11:33
Delbert, if we're gonna work
together, you'll have to trust me.
:11:37
You trust me?
:11:39
- Well, yes, of course.
- Good.
:11:43
- Featherbed Funerals...
- Mr Pontefreece.
:11:46
Come and sit down. May I be
the first to offer my condolences.
:11:56
- Hello, Willie.
- Hello.
:11:58
My, you've been busy.