:11:01
...dust to dust" variety.
- That's so passé.
:11:04
We have to sell them
the concept, that's all.
:11:07
We could do Casket of the Month.
:11:09
- "Casket of the Month?"
- Yes, like "Flavour of the Month".
:11:13
And discounts.
People love discounts and coupons.
:11:17
We could do a first funeral
at full price...
:11:19
and a second half off.
:11:21
Let's say the husband
drops dead first.
:11:24
The wife comes in with the coupon,
pays in advance for her funeral...
:11:28
and gets it half off.
Is that great or what?
:11:33
Delbert, if we're gonna work
together, you'll have to trust me.
:11:37
You trust me?
:11:39
- Well, yes, of course.
- Good.
:11:43
- Featherbed Funerals...
- Mr Pontefreece.
:11:46
Come and sit down. May I be
the first to offer my condolences.
:11:56
- Hello, Willie.
- Hello.
:11:58
My, you've been busy.
:12:02
- Fancy a nice cold drink?
- Can't stop too long.
:12:05
Got to help my granddad
do two more gardens today.
:12:11
He's making a right mess
of that flowerbed.
:12:13
Left all the weeds in.
What's wrong with the little cretin?
:12:16
Now, Hugh, please be kind.
He lives with his granddad.
:12:19
They don't have much. They need
every bit of money they can make.
:12:22
Save the violins!
:12:24
Right. I've got to get back. Mam's
dress is in that old brown bag.
:12:28
Right? Did you hear what I said?
:12:31
Yes, the old bag.
I'll write it down.
:12:34
I'll probably be a bit late tonight.
:12:37
A couple of things
at the office need seeing to.
:12:46
- Here you are, Willie.
- Thank you.
:12:49
Willie, you do know that those
are all weeds you've left there.
:12:53
Yeah?
:12:55
They're so pretty.
I thought they were flowers.
:12:59
- Who decides what's weeds?
- What do you mean?