:41:04
Oh, my God!
There's something else!
:41:09
Saturday at the Autumn Fair.
It's the perfect time.
:41:11
I'm not having a heart attack
in the middle of the Autumn Fair!
:41:14
- You're not having a heart attack.
- I'm not?
:41:16
You're going over the edge
where the Morgan woman went.
:41:18
What?
:41:19
No, no!
I can't go over the edge, I can't!
:41:23
I get vertigo
standing on the kerb!
:41:26
Why can't I have
a brain tumour or something, or...
:41:28
a stroke? A nice sudden stroke.
I could live with that.
:41:32
You have a stroke or heart attack,
people feel bound to help you.
:41:35
If everyone sees you disappear over
the edge, we can keep them away...
:41:38
because you'll look such a mess.
:41:39
But I thought the idea
was to pretend I'm dead.
:41:43
The Autumn Fair's perfect.
:41:46
There's a dance in the evening.
:41:48
The dance floor's
right near the edge.
:41:50
The whole town will be there.
No one'll suspect a thing.
:41:54
Evening, Councillor.
Mrs Rhys Jones.
:41:55
- Boris.
- Boris.
:41:57
- It's a lovely evening for it.
- Aye, indeed it is.
:41:59
Would you mind if I asked
Mrs Rhys Jones to dance?
:42:02
Help yourself.
:42:03
I'll ask you if you want to dance.
:42:05
We'll show them
what we can really do.
:42:11
Then, when everyone's watching,
that's when we do it.
:42:14
That's when you have to trust me.
:42:18
No!
:42:20
- But you're fine.
- I'm fine?
:42:22
- Of course.
- You throw me over the edge...
:42:24
...and I'm fine. How?
- There's a ledge.
:42:30
When you fall, you fall onto the
ledge. It's about four feet down.
:42:34
Because you scream, everybody thinks
you've fallen, but you haven't.
:42:38
But I haven't.
:42:39
And on the ledge
you'll find a rope.
:42:41
Okay, Betty. Come on, come on!
:42:44
See, you can slide down
the 80 feet to the bottom.
:42:46
The doctor will be down there.
He'll say he was out...
:42:49
walking his dog,
but he's waiting for you.
:42:51
Wait a minute.
:42:52
I slide down 80 feet?
:42:56
We'll practice.
The Doc'll look after you.
:42:59
He'll give you the pills,
squirt fake blood about...