:00:55
What's happening right now
is important only in the context...
:00:58
of our continuing evolution
as a species.
:01:00
Roger, all I'm saying is that I wish my
sister would learn to read a subway map.
:01:04
By saying that, you disregard
the primary importance...
:01:06
of utility in human relationships.
:01:08
Our ability--
Men's ability to read maps...
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to navigate, makes us useful.
:01:13
You should discourage your sister
from even looking at a map.
:01:16
Are you saying that we women
have an inferior sense of direction?
:01:21
Which way is north,Joyce,
without looking around?
:01:23
What?
:01:25
You heard me. Point north.
Quick. North.
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Quick. North.
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North. North.
:01:32
- You're right.
- Is he right?
:01:34
- He's right.
- Very impressive.
:01:36
As she has throughout history...
:01:38
the female responds to the male
who displays the most utility.
:01:42
By honing those skills
which make me useful...
:01:45
I stave off
my inevitable obsolescence.
:01:48
You stay home honing your ability
to program a VCR?
:01:51
My VCR's been flashing 1 2:00
for three years.
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What else, Roger?
:01:58
Oh, driving a standard shift.
Lifting heavy things.