:02:02
- Air guitar.
- Yes, yes.
:02:04
Go ahead and chuckle, okay?
:02:06
But until women evolve the ability
to move objects telepathically--
:02:09
and they will--
:02:11
physical strength
remains a primary utility.
:02:13
Here's to brute strength then.
:02:17
Roger, you're forgetting
a very important male utility.
:02:22
What's that? Barbecuing?
:02:26
Sex.
:02:27
Yeah. I want a guy to do more
than just program my VCR.
:02:32
Oh, I'll program your VCR, baby,
like you never had it.
:02:36
It's a top-loader.
You think you can handle that?
:02:38
Interestingly, a group of scientists
in England...
:02:41
just announced their intention
to fertilize an egg...
:02:43
without the use of sperm cells.
:02:47
I don't understand that.
:02:49
Every cell in the human body
contains a copy of the genome pattern.
:02:53
The only reason sperm cells
have all the fun is that up until now...
:02:56
they were the only ones with access.
:02:58
Within Christopher's lifetime,
artifiicial insemination...
:03:00
will render sperm as useless
as an assembly line worker in Detroit.
:03:04
Luckily, my accountant set up a golden
parachute for my sperm years ago.
:03:07
In case they were downsized.
:03:11
Just so you know, Roger,
you know that we women...
:03:15
make love because we like it.
:03:18
- Not just to procreate.
- Yes.
:03:20
- But are men absolutely necessary?
- I don't know that.
:03:24
Think of the structure
of the female genitalia.
:03:26
Wait. Wait.
Okay, got it.
:03:30
What is the most sensitive part
of the vagina?
:03:33
-I can't believe we've gotten into this.
-I think you know this, Donovan.
:03:37
It's the clitoris, fiirst discovered
by Renaldus Columbus in 1 559.
:03:41
He thought it was India.
:03:44
Oh, no! No!
:03:46
The crown of the clitoris
contains 8,000 nerve fiibers.
:03:50
It's a far great concentration
than in any part of the male body...
:03:53
even our fiingertips.
:03:54
It is the most effiicient,
pleasure-delivery system...
:03:57
ever devised by nature.
:03:59
Now, ask yourself...