:44:02
- If the goal is anonymity--
- I never said the goal was anonymity.
:44:06
Here's a little suggestion, okay?
:44:08
Putting on makeup.
Styling your hair.
:44:10
Wearing a killer outfiit and coming to
a place like this on a Friday night.
:44:14
That's when it gets interesting,
because at a certain point...
:44:17
- you start internalizing the male gaze.
- Not the best course of action.
:44:20
Male gaze. Madison Avenue.
Fucking patriarchy.
:44:23
Whatever it is,
it's done its number on you.
:44:25
Do you think you have any control
over who you fiind attractive?
:44:28
- Of course we do.
- I think not, and I'll prove it to you.
:44:31
Ask any woman, ''What's the single most
attractive quality a man can possess?''
:44:36
- And what do they invariably answer?
- Sense of humor.
:44:39
- Sense of humor.
- Sense of humor is huge. Defiinitely.
:44:42
And yet, if two lean, mean,
play-by-their-own-rules...
:44:46
motorcycle-riding men
strolled up to this booth...
:44:51
and beat the shit out of us
two humorous guys, right...
:44:55
and asked you out for a ride,
you would be weak at the knees.
:44:58
- No way.
- Weak at the knees.
:45:00
Well, actually, guys who ride cycles
are pretty sexy.
:45:03
- Thank you. You see?
- Sorry.
:45:05
The fact is that touchy-feely, weepy,
in-touch-with-their-feelings guys...
:45:10
make you sick--
you're repulsed by them.
:45:12
Give me the Ice Age, okay?
Survival of the fiittest.
:45:15
No mixed signals. No bullshit.
:45:18
Just the meanest, hairiest bastard
wins all the time.
:45:22
Let's change the subject right now.
:45:23
You know, it's interesting.
All this looking is so masculine.
:45:28
I mean, you guys
are just about the visuals.
:45:31
Really. Why is it that when
I'm going down on a guy--
:45:34
- Sophie!
- No, really.
:45:37
Why is it
that when I'm doing my thing...
:45:39
why is it that men
always insist on watching?
:45:41
Why can't you just close your eyes
and concentrate on the feeling?
:45:44
It's not the most flattering activity
for a woman.
:45:47
I'm not sure that that's a--
Maybe we can help.
:45:49
Nick, jump in here.
A woman is doing her thing.
:45:55
Why do we have to watch?