:13:01
Give them something to think about
for the playoff.
:13:03
That means teamwork,
so no more cowboy hot-dog dogshit.
:13:07
Can't we all just get along?
:13:09
No, Aurora's right.
:13:11
No more of the cowboy hot-dog dogshit.
:13:20
When the Red Horsemen went
to the Golden Horde last month...
:13:23
...they came back with their tails
between their legs.
:13:26
Now the Horde comes to Horsemen town.
:13:29
The word is "rematch."
:13:31
And the Horsemen hope
it's spelled "payback. "
:13:37
A team must go around the track twice...
:13:40
...maintaining possession of the rollerball
before they can score.
:13:43
It's really that simple.
:13:45
As simple as using a Lifestyle
female condom before sex.
:13:51
The ball must be held at all times.
:13:54
Player gear may be only used
to dislodge the ball...
:13:58
...or prevent a score.
:14:00
A team gaining possession
must first do the rabbit hole.
:14:03
That's that killer tunnel above each bench.
:14:06
Then make one circuit
through enemy territory...
:14:08
...and then they're eligible to score.
:14:11
All you really have to know is,
there's only one way to score...
:14:15
...and that's when a player
takes one of the balls...
:14:18
...wings it at one of the goals
hard enough to set off the pyro.
:14:21
As for the rest of the rules....
:14:23
Well, the rest of the rules are Russian
and complicated.
:14:27
What's it going to be, U-Chow?
Us or them?
:14:31
Patience, outlander.
The gods not yet ready.
:14:33
Big goons over there.
Watch your backsides.
:14:37
Ten seconds to the first ball.
:14:39
First ball wagers close in ten seconds.
:14:43
Five...
:14:45
...four...
:14:46
...three....
:14:48
It's us!
:14:49
Go, go! Denekin, move!
:14:51
Ball's away.
:14:52
It's rollerball!