:26:02
Este gringo me molesta...
:26:03
No gringo. Italiano.
:26:05
Mambo Italiano.
:26:06
No mambo Italiano.
:26:07
Mambo King, Armand Assante.
:26:09
- Mambo King soy yo.
- Hey, Chico
:26:10
just drop me off
in America, okay?
:26:12
Agase para... carajo, feo!
:26:25
Hey.
:26:26
Hey, I got another question.
:26:28
How do people do it?
:26:31
I know you're awake, so stop
pretending to be asleep.
:26:33
Actually, I was
pretending to be dead
:26:35
but I can't fool you.
:26:37
How can someone end a marriage
like that, just...
:26:40
pow?
:26:42
What? Are you telling me
you didn't see this coming?
:26:44
Let me guess.
A lot of trips out of town.
:26:46
"Go ahead, honey."
:26:47
"Go ahead. Don't worry your
pretty little head.
:26:49
I'll take care
of the homestead..."
:26:51
Not to mention those extra poker
nights with the boys.
:26:53
Gordon doesn't play poker.
:26:55
Missing my point.
:26:56
Look, I've served thousands
of subpoenas.
:26:59
Granted, never one to
somebody as hot as you.
:27:02
I don't know
your husband
:27:03
but I do have a great deal
of insight into men.
:27:04
And we are mean,
hurtful and despicable.
:27:09
Male headquarters would kill me
:27:10
if they knew I was
telling you this.
:27:12
Yeah, well, "despicable"
is putting it mildly.
:27:14
And then,
you complain that
:27:16
we get half of everything.
:27:17
Believe me, after this type
of treatment
:27:19
half is the very least
we should get.
:27:21
The only thing you're getting
half of, honey
:27:22
is screwed.
:27:24
What do you mean?
:27:25
He served you first.
:27:26
He's in Texas, and he's got
home-court advantage.
:27:29
Wait. Served me first?
:27:31
What is this? Third grade?
:27:32
Yeah, sometimes.
:27:34
Texas has the most conservative
divorce laws
:27:36
in the country.
:27:37
Not to mention
those good ol' boy judges.
:27:40
Sure most of them aren't married
to their first wives.
:27:43
Believe me
:27:44
if I'd known
this was coming
:27:45
I'd have been the one
doing the serving.
:27:46
- Yeah.
- How about that, huh?
:27:47
Whatever.
:27:48
No, seriously.
:27:49
What would have happened
if I'd served him first?
:27:52
Okay, if you had served
him first
:27:53
the trial would have been
in New York...
:27:55
not in Texas... where you would
have fared a lot better.
:27:57
50% better, actually.