:08:03
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
:08:08
Who could resist the KOK?
:08:11
Walk of shame...
:08:15
Now she takes the walk.
:08:16
Oh!
:08:17
Classic.
:08:23
Jeez, bro...
:08:27
You were cutting some
fine ass last night.
:08:29
You had two,
and I had none.
:08:31
I mean, I'm lucky to catch
a little runoff.
:08:35
What should I do, bro?
:08:38
Look, if a guy like you
wants to bring his numbers up,
:08:42
you're gonna have to
bring the quality down.
:08:48
-- Way down.
:08:50
I hereby call to order
this emergency session
:08:52
of the 32nd chapter
of Kappa Omicron Kappa.
:08:56
Come on! Quiet!
:08:58
Shut the fuck up!
:09:04
Thank you, Big Johnson.
:09:07
Gentlemen...
:09:09
we are here...
:09:12
to discuss...
the KOK-tail cruise.
:09:17
Let me remind you
:09:19
of the story of Pete Young,
K.O.K. class of '95.
:09:23
Now, Pete never took
a single test.
:09:25
Pete fell out of his
bedroom window twice.
:09:30
Where's Pete today?
:09:31
Pete is pulling down
$ 1 50k a year
:09:35
all because some alum
got a little play
:09:39
on the KOK-tail cruise.
:09:41
Then there's the story
of the '88 KOK-tail cruise.
:09:44
Those boys decided to --
to skimp on the party.
:09:48
Homemade wine coolers...
:09:51
...a homeless stripper...
:09:56
...soft-core porn.