:09:04
Thank you, Big Johnson.
:09:07
Gentlemen...
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we are here...
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to discuss...
the KOK-tail cruise.
:09:17
Let me remind you
:09:19
of the story of Pete Young,
K.O.K. class of '95.
:09:23
Now, Pete never took
a single test.
:09:25
Pete fell out of his
bedroom window twice.
:09:30
Where's Pete today?
:09:31
Pete is pulling down
$ 1 50k a year
:09:35
all because some alum
got a little play
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on the KOK-tail cruise.
:09:41
Then there's the story
of the '88 KOK-tail cruise.
:09:44
Those boys decided to --
to skimp on the party.
:09:48
Homemade wine coolers...
:09:51
...a homeless stripper...
:09:56
...soft-core porn.
:10:00
Needless to say,
the boys of '88
:10:04
are still paying off
their student loans.
:10:08
I have no regrets.
:10:14
That is why
I've called this meeting.
:10:17
This year's cruise
is in grave danger.
:10:21
'Cause you'll be there?
:10:29
Will the social committee
please rise?
:10:38
Gentlemen, the brothers
standing before you
:10:41
have embezzled all of your
parents' hard-earned money.
:10:44
Yeah, very funny, Spencer.
:10:47
The money's in the safe.
I just checked it.
:10:49
Then you won't mind
showing us, then.
:10:54
What the --
:10:56
Okay. All right,
what the fuck?
Where's the money?
:10:59
Exactly.