Sorority Boys
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## Sugar ##
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## Ahh, honey, honey ##
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## You are my candy girl ##
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## And you got me wanting you ##
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How many times
do I have to say it?

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The toilet is
for toilet paper
and toilet paper only!

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Aah! Uhh!
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Another soufflé burnt!
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I cannot concentrate
on my cooking!

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Well, what's
your fucking problem?

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Huh?
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I mean, what --
what's wrong?

:40:31
I want a boyfriend.
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But, no.
They will not have me.

:40:37
But why?
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Why?
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Can I make a little,
teeny, tiny suggestion?

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Now, just go up, up,
and flick,

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just like that.
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Ooh.
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And after we get
the mustache,

:40:53
maybe we can do
those armpits.

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And, um, we can do
your knuckles

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and your back,
your legs...

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## Ahh, sugar, sugar ##
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...your ass.
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So, um...who was
that cute guy I saw
you with at the library?

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No. He's just some frat guy
I have to study with.

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Oh.
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'Cause, um...
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Well, I got the feeling
he was gonna ask you out.

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I would never date
a guy like that.

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But don't you think
that maybe if you --

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you got him alone,
away from the other frats,

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he might actually be
a nice guy --

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y-you know, underneath?
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I can guarantee you
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that guy is "wham, bam,
thank you, ma'am."

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No, no,
I hear he's, uh...

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"Hello. How are you?
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"You seem like a person
I'd like to get to know.

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Can I take you out to dinner
sometime...ma'am?"

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I love when
you braid my hair.

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It feels so good.
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How do I look?
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You look...good.

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