:42:00
Actually, you don't have
a pulse. I think you're dead.
:42:03
If you let me run a few tests,
I could probably prove it.
:42:06
- You've got a malpractice suit!
- Harry is dead.
:42:08
You don't know
what you're talking about!
:42:10
Harry: Seriously,
am I dead?
:42:13
A few tests on Harry, I'm sure
I could prove he's dead.
:42:17
No! Pain and suffering!
:42:22
I must insist you bring back
your friend's corpse
:42:24
for me to do
some tests.
:42:34
[ groans ]
:42:35
Is your ultimate deterrent
to a Friday night party working?
:42:38
Sort of.
:42:40
The best
would be Victor though.
:42:42
Okay, enough fantasizing.
Victor is 3000 miles away.
:42:45
Use the book.
:42:48
Okay, how do I look?
:42:51
You look
kinda skinny, actually.
:42:53
Skinny? Really?
:42:56
Bulimic skinny
or anorexic skinny?
:42:58
What's the difference?
:43:00
Bulimic skinny passes
for healthy,
:43:02
except your teeth rot, but
my teeth aren't rotting, so...
:43:05
So you look bulimic skinny?
:43:07
Lauren, I'm telling you,
:43:09
it's amazing the weight you lose
when you get off the pill.
:43:12
Yeah, until the 50 pounds you gain
when you get knocked up.
:43:15
Okay, well, do the math.
:43:17
If a condom is 98% safe,
and he wears two,
:43:20
then you're 196% safe.
:43:22
That is a much better percentage
than the pill can offer.
:43:25
I don't think
it works that way, Lara.
:43:27
Abstinence is 100% safe, which
is less of a percentage than--
:43:30
Whatever, I don't care.
I don't major in math.
:43:33
- So are you coming or not?
- I don't know.
:43:36
Lauren, listen to your friend
and roommate.
:43:39
If you spend the rest
of your life
:43:41
waiting for Victor, you're
never gonna lose your virginity.
:43:43
You can't just wait for destiny
to play itself out.
:43:46
You have
to make it happen.
:43:48
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