:43:00
Bulimic skinny passes
for healthy,
:43:02
except your teeth rot, but
my teeth aren't rotting, so...
:43:05
So you look bulimic skinny?
:43:07
Lauren, I'm telling you,
:43:09
it's amazing the weight you lose
when you get off the pill.
:43:12
Yeah, until the 50 pounds you gain
when you get knocked up.
:43:15
Okay, well, do the math.
:43:17
If a condom is 98% safe,
and he wears two,
:43:20
then you're 196% safe.
:43:22
That is a much better percentage
than the pill can offer.
:43:25
I don't think
it works that way, Lara.
:43:27
Abstinence is 100% safe, which
is less of a percentage than--
:43:30
Whatever, I don't care.
I don't major in math.
:43:33
- So are you coming or not?
- I don't know.
:43:36
Lauren, listen to your friend
and roommate.
:43:39
If you spend the rest
of your life
:43:41
waiting for Victor, you're
never gonna lose your virginity.
:43:43
You can't just wait for destiny
to play itself out.
:43:46
You have
to make it happen.
:43:48
[ retching ]
:44:19
Is she coming tonight?
:44:21
- I doubt it.
- Why?
:44:23
- She's been looking at the book.
- What book?
:44:26
It's this big medical book
she's got of venereal diseases.
:44:29
Before a party, she looks
through it to discourage herself
:44:31
from hooking up
with people like you.
:44:33
It's got some
pretty nasty imagery.
:44:35
And it helps her keep her
focused on her homework.
:44:39
- So, she's not coming, then?
- Nope.
:44:43
So, you want to get me
another beer?