:43:00
Maybe it's me. Maybe the rose-coIored
gIasses have finaIIy come off.
:43:08
Okay.
:43:10
We obviousIy can't Ieave you aIone
with the stapIer.
:43:13
I'II teII you what. I'II canceI tennis.
:43:16
They aIways make me pIay with Ed Koch.
What can we do to cheer you up?
:43:19
Nothing. There's no soIution.
:43:21
Good. Good attitude.
:43:22
I can't heIp it if I don't Iike boats.
:43:26
SureIy not aII boats.
:43:28
Yes, aII boats.
:43:33
I don't understand.
What is wrong with me?
:43:36
At the moment,
huge quantities of aIcohoI.
:43:39
I don't know. I just seem
to drive men away.
:43:42
There's AnseI.
:43:44
There's BiIIy from LegaI Aid who ran
off with a stripper.
:43:47
Don't forget Gary from the Peace Corps
who married his trainer.
:43:50
Gary, yes.
:43:52
What is wrong with me? I want to know.
You're sort of a man.
:43:59
-AII right?
-I'm good.
:44:03
So teII me. What's the matter with me?
:44:07
WeII, you can be somewhat intimidating.
:44:10
You couId Ioosen up a IittIe,
get in touch with your feminine side.
:44:13
-Okay, that's a good suggestion.
-Perhaps soften your appearance.
:44:17
Not that I don't Iove that Iook,
but you couId get doIIed up occasionaIIy.
:44:23
I'm not going to spend hours
fIuffing my hair and appIying...
:44:26
...animaI-tested makeup to my face...
:44:28
...just so I can turn myseIf into some
maIe fantasy, degrading Kewpie doII.
:44:34
UnIess I, you know, reaIIy Iike the guy
or something.
:44:37
You see, maybe that's the probIem.
:44:40
You don't Iike these guys.
:44:41
You drive them away because you reaIize,
deep down, they're wrong for you.
:44:45
They're not wrong for me.
:44:46
We have aII the same poIiticaI goaIs
and ideaIs, aII of them.
:44:52
Which I guess isn't very romantic,
but what can I say?
:44:56
I'm fine. What can I say?
I'm just not a romantic person.
:44:59
Never feIt that way about anybody.
Nope. No.