:08:03
we'd be hard-pressed
to find him.
:08:04
Well, if he does declare
his candidacy,...
:08:07
this certainly will be
an exciting race.
:08:09
Race? I'm not
touching that one.
:08:12
First, our children hip-hop
all over the suburbs.
:08:15
Now Boutwell might be President?!
:08:17
They are taking over
every aspect of our culture!
:08:21
Don't you agree, Mr. Feather?
- Word.
:08:23
For sheezy, my neezy.
- What did you say?
:08:28
I said... for sure.
:08:30
Yes, indeedy.
:08:32
I have a cold.
:08:34
I want the White House
to stay white.
:08:37
Eliminate him!
:08:39
But, sir, if we kill him,...
:08:41
we'll only be
making him a hero.
:08:46
Do you have a better idea?
:08:47
Our friends at Multinational Inc.
have been developing a new drug...
:08:51
with some very interesting
side effects.
:08:56
I think we may have found
the perfect guinea pig.
:09:10
The so called Afro Bandit
struck Multinational Bank.
:09:13
However, it appears
no money was stolen.
:09:15
Authorities questioned
singer Macy Gray,...
:09:18
but she was released
for lack of evidence.
:09:22
Well, would anybody
like to explain exactly...
:09:24
what the hell happened
at the bank?!
:09:25
His name is Undercover Brother.
:09:31
Apparently, he was erasing
mortgage records...
:09:33
so that low-income families
wouldn't lose their homes.
:09:36
Great.
:09:37
A "Soul Train" reject
with a Robin Hood complex.
:09:39
Now I've heard everything.
- Hey, hey, hey, now.
:09:42
At least he got the job done.
:09:44
That's the kind of man we need around here.
- The keyword being "man"?
:09:47
Hold on.
I didn't say that, you did.
:09:49
Man-man.
:09:50
The General's
press conference is starting!
:09:53
We interrupt this broadcast
to take you live...
:09:54
to a press conference
by General Warren Boutwell,...
:09:57
in which he is expected
to announce...
:09:58
that he is a candidate
for presidency of the United States.