:09:10
The so called Afro Bandit
struck Multinational Bank.
:09:13
However, it appears
no money was stolen.
:09:15
Authorities questioned
singer Macy Gray,...
:09:18
but she was released
for lack of evidence.
:09:22
Well, would anybody
like to explain exactly...
:09:24
what the hell happened
at the bank?!
:09:25
His name is Undercover Brother.
:09:31
Apparently, he was erasing
mortgage records...
:09:33
so that low-income families
wouldn't lose their homes.
:09:36
Great.
:09:37
A "Soul Train" reject
with a Robin Hood complex.
:09:39
Now I've heard everything.
- Hey, hey, hey, now.
:09:42
At least he got the job done.
:09:44
That's the kind of man we need around here.
- The keyword being "man"?
:09:47
Hold on.
I didn't say that, you did.
:09:49
Man-man.
:09:50
The General's
press conference is starting!
:09:53
We interrupt this broadcast
to take you live...
:09:54
to a press conference
by General Warren Boutwell,...
:09:57
in which he is expected
to announce...
:09:58
that he is a candidate
for presidency of the United States.
:10:01
I wonder if he'll run
as a Democrat or an Independent.
:10:04
Never know. Might be a Republican.
- Oh, please.
:10:07
What kind of self-respecting black
man would run as a Republican?
:10:10
Name one thing the Republican party
has done for black people. One!
:10:14
Well, they were
the party of Lincoln.
:10:16
They stood against
the tyranny of oppression...
:10:18
by leading the call
for the Civil War,...
:10:20
and forced passage
of the Emancipation Proclamation,...
:10:22
which freed the slaves.
:10:25
All right,
name two things lately.
:10:27
Damn it, it doesn't matter
what party!
:10:29
This could be the first step
on the road to putting...
:10:31
an African-American
in the White House.
:10:33
It's a great day
for black people of all races.
:10:39
Good morning.
- Think about it!
:10:42
I've thought long and hard about how
I can best serve my country...
:10:45
now that I'm no longer in uniform.
:10:47
Well, today...
:10:49
I am proud to announce...
:10:51
that I will be...
:10:53
opening a chain
of fried chicken restaurants.
:10:59
General Boutwell!