:42:01
Reminds me of the Fresh Prince.
:42:03
I like him. He raps happy.
:42:05
Excuse me, sir.
This is a restricted... good God!
:42:08
Heya, Chiefster. Lance.
- Nice pants.
:42:10
Undercover Brother?
- Undercover Brother?
:42:13
What happened to you?
- He had sex with a white girl, that's what!
:42:16
Was it everything I dreamed of?
It was good.
:42:19
She had pink nipples?
Big ones.
:42:20
Yeah, big ones.
- Yeah.
:42:22
Her carpet matched her drapes?
- Excuse me?
:42:27
No, man. You can't be doing that.
- What were you doing?
:42:31
White girl or no white girl,
where the hell have you been?
:42:34
Not there, 'cause that's where people
who swear go. Thank you very much.
:42:37
You sound like
a 14-year-old white chick.
:42:39
I don't think so, Sister Girl.
:42:42
It's Sistah Girl, dude.
:42:45
Maybe on Planet Ebonics.
But where I come from,...
:42:47
we like to pronounce
our E's and our R's,...
:42:49
thank you very much.
:42:51
E's and R's?
:42:54
Ebonics, huh?
I be thinking...
:42:56
that somebody in this room
is selling out.
:42:59
I say we kill him.
Shut the door, nigga.
:43:01
Shh, it's gonna be
all right, baby. Don't look!
:43:03
I'm sorry, dawg, but you need...
Hey, buddy,...
:43:05
if I hadn't read that article in
Vanity Fair on anger management,...
:43:08
I'd put away this guava-
mango-broccoli smoothie...
:43:11
And put my foot in your patootie.
- Patootie?
:43:14
Now maybe you guys
don't like the new me,...
:43:16
but I don't give a gosh darn.
:43:18
For all I care,...
:43:19
you can all get
the beejeebies out of here.
:43:21
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I must be going.
:43:23
"Frasier" is on.
:43:24
"Frasier"?
:43:30
Beejeebies?
:43:32
He said he would stick his foot...
:43:34
up my so-called "patootie."
Damn it.
:43:37
I knew this could happen.
:43:38
You can only keep an agent
undercover for so long...
:43:41
before he loses his identity.
:43:43
Hell, no man can resist
low interest loans...
:43:47
and non-fat lattes forever.
:43:49
And white women.
:43:50
So wait,
let me get this straight.
:43:52
Whenever a black guy does well,...
:43:54
starts wearing Dockers,
buys a few Celine Dion records,...
:43:56
and sleeps with a white chick,
you automatically say he's sold out?
:43:59
That's enough!