Undercover Brother
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:43:01
Shh, it's gonna be
all right, baby. Don't look!

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I'm sorry, dawg, but you need...
Hey, buddy,...

:43:05
if I hadn't read that article in
Vanity Fair on anger management,...

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I'd put away this guava-
mango-broccoli smoothie...

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And put my foot in your patootie.
- Patootie?

:43:14
Now maybe you guys
don't like the new me,...

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but I don't give a gosh darn.
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For all I care,...
:43:19
you can all get
the beejeebies out of here.

:43:21
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I must be going.

:43:23
"Frasier" is on.
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"Frasier"?
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Beejeebies?
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He said he would stick his foot...
:43:34
up my so-called "patootie."
Damn it.

:43:37
I knew this could happen.
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You can only keep an agent
undercover for so long...

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before he loses his identity.
:43:43
Hell, no man can resist
low interest loans...

:43:47
and non-fat lattes forever.
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And white women.
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So wait,
let me get this straight.

:43:52
Whenever a black guy does well,...
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starts wearing Dockers,
buys a few Celine Dion records,...

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and sleeps with a white chick,
you automatically say he's sold out?

:43:59
That's enough!
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Always trying to shut
the white man down.

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That's right!
That's right!

:44:06
Oh, that ain't right.
- What's the word?

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I was able to decode
the data from Multinational Inc.

:44:11
The General is under the influence
of a psycho- hallucinogenic drug.

:44:15
It's a mind control drug, sir.
Very powerful.

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Very easy to use.
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Good Lord.
:44:22
With something like that, The Man could
control every black person in America.

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Theoretically, yes, but it would take years
to administer the doses individually.

:44:29
To be efficient, you'd need to
develop a huge distribution system.

:44:37
The chicken!
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I hate to say it,...
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if Undercover Brother
don't get his shit together,...

:44:46
this may be one battle
we might lose to The Man.

:44:51
Smart Brother, am I gonna die?

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