:54:01
we're all going to be
one united people...
:54:03
living and working
and dancing together,...
:54:06
like the news or "Ally McBeal,"
or the people that work at Saturn!
:54:09
And we've got to stop it
before it's too late!
:54:14
You heard The Man. As of now,
Operation Whitewash goes global.
:54:28
Jay-Z is doing Lawrence Welk's
Greatest Hits?!
:54:31
John Singleton to remake
"Driving Miss Daisy"?!
:54:34
Terry McMillan?
"How Stella Got Her White Man Back"?
:54:37
Double damn it!
:54:39
Black people all over
the world are losing their damn minds.
:54:42
And look...
:54:43
they've all been exposed
to the General's fried chicken.
:54:47
Smart Brother, how's it coming
with this antidote?
:54:48
I found one. But it only works
on one person at a time.
:54:52
We have to stop
this thing at the source.
:54:55
Undercover Brother, you're back!
:55:03
Hell's wrong with you bringing
a white girl in my house?
:55:06
She's working with us now, Chief.
:55:08
With my extensive and intimate
knowledge of The Man's organization,...
:55:12
I can help you stop his evil plan.
:55:14
Okay.
:55:15
Smart Brother,
take White She-Devil to the lab...
:55:18
and find out exactly
what she knows.
:55:20
You know, you're cute in
a Theo Huxtable kind of way.
:55:23
Really? Usually I get Al Roker.
:55:25
"Here's what's happening
in your neck of the woods."
:55:28
Chief, various brother agents,
I owe all of you a huge apology.
:55:33
I just watched this show...
:55:35
"Roots"?
Maybe you've heard of it?
:55:37
It taught me such
a profound lesson about bigotry.
:55:41
I have sat on the sidelines
of race relations long enough.
:55:44
I want to march down
that field of oppression...
:55:47
and kick that ball of bigotry right
over the goalpost of intolerance.
:55:59
Son, you talk a lot of shit.
- Yes, I do.