:55:03
Hell's wrong with you bringing
a white girl in my house?
:55:06
She's working with us now, Chief.
:55:08
With my extensive and intimate
knowledge of The Man's organization,...
:55:12
I can help you stop his evil plan.
:55:14
Okay.
:55:15
Smart Brother,
take White She-Devil to the lab...
:55:18
and find out exactly
what she knows.
:55:20
You know, you're cute in
a Theo Huxtable kind of way.
:55:23
Really? Usually I get Al Roker.
:55:25
"Here's what's happening
in your neck of the woods."
:55:28
Chief, various brother agents,
I owe all of you a huge apology.
:55:33
I just watched this show...
:55:35
"Roots"?
Maybe you've heard of it?
:55:37
It taught me such
a profound lesson about bigotry.
:55:41
I have sat on the sidelines
of race relations long enough.
:55:44
I want to march down
that field of oppression...
:55:47
and kick that ball of bigotry right
over the goalpost of intolerance.
:55:59
Son, you talk a lot of shit.
- Yes, I do.
:56:01
But you down.
:56:04
What?
Are you kidding?
:56:07
You're going to let the white boy
join just like that?
:56:09
I was in secret agent school
for three years!
:56:11
Three years.
I paid for them classes myself.
:56:13
You made me.
- Chief. Chief.
:56:16
I performed a full range
spectral analysis...
:56:17
on Miss White She-Devil's
brain waves.
:56:19
Then, I unlocked her subconscious
using a special form of hypnosis.
:56:24
Then, I gently brushed her hair.
:56:26
Then, I reached deep within...
:56:28
her tight little pockets and I found
a list of The Man's targets.
:56:33
Good Lord.
:56:34
They're going after James Brown
tomorrow night at the Grammys.
:56:37
We need to stop him.
Find the General and give him the antidote.
:56:40
That's right.
It's goin' to the streets. Hey, y'all!
:56:42
It's revolution up in this bitch!
:56:44
Set the alarm to def-con five!
:56:46
It's on, baby. It's on.
:56:48
Good work, White She-Devil.
- Thanks.
:56:50
Oh, you in too.
What the fuck?! Chief!
:56:54
I never see that bitch
in my secret agent classes!
:56:56
I'm still paying the loans off, man!
:56:58
I sleep on a pissy mattress.