:03:00
Great work, Van. Thanks!
:03:02
Remember my credo, Timmy.
:03:04
Don't be a fool.
Stay in school.
:03:10
God, I love this place.
:03:15
Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man.
:03:17
I called you last night, Van.
:03:23
My name is Van Wilder,
and this is my home...
:03:26
Coolidge College.
:03:37
The last, well, seven years
have gone by way too fast.
:03:41
This school's given me so much.
I just can't seem to give enough back.
:03:45
- That's Van.
- That's him!
:03:49
Oh, my God!
:03:51
- Wow.
- Yeah. Wow.
:04:01
I was the first-ever male cheerleader
at Huntington High!
:04:04
The first ever!
:04:07
Give me a V! Give me an A!
:04:10
Give me an N!
What does it spell?
:04:13
I see a rabbi, and he's
performing a circumcision...
:04:16
on himself though.
:04:20
You'll become disciplined.
:04:21
Your mind will become a weapon.
:04:36
I'm sorry. You really
just don't fit the profile.
:04:41
We're just gonna do
a little bit of word association.
:04:44
Cookies!
:04:49
- My name is Van.
- Hi, my name is Terry.
:04:54
By the way, can you tell me if
there'll be any international travel?
:04:59
Seriously, I swear to God,
I'm really uncomfortable now.