Van Wilder
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:04:01
I was the first-ever male cheerleader
at Huntington High!

:04:04
The first ever!
:04:07
Give me a V! Give me an A!
:04:10
Give me an N!
What does it spell?

:04:13
I see a rabbi, and he's
performing a circumcision...

:04:16
on himself though.
:04:20
You'll become disciplined.
:04:21
Your mind will become a weapon.
:04:36
I'm sorry. You really
just don't fit the profile.

:04:41
We're just gonna do
a little bit of word association.

:04:44
Cookies!
:04:49
- My name is Van.
- Hi, my name is Terry.

:04:54
By the way, can you tell me if
there'll be any international travel?

:04:59
Seriously, I swear to God,
I'm really uncomfortable now.

:05:02
It's time you should go.
:05:10
Not one acceptable candidate.
:05:13
What is wrong
with the youth of today?

:05:17
The Internet, dude.
:05:19
Fries their brain cells, man.
:05:23
It's cool, Colossus.
We'll find somebody.

:05:25
C-los, get your ass off my shirt.
:05:33
You really should
have him neutered, man.

:05:35
That's up to him.
:05:37
They are getting bigger,
aren't they?

:05:42
I'll get that.
:05:47
Looks like we got one more.
:05:56
What's your name?
:05:59
I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad.

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