:05:02
It's time you should go.
:05:10
Not one acceptable candidate.
:05:13
What is wrong
with the youth of today?
:05:17
The Internet, dude.
:05:19
Fries their brain cells, man.
:05:23
It's cool, Colossus.
We'll find somebody.
:05:25
C-los, get your ass off my shirt.
:05:33
You really should
have him neutered, man.
:05:35
That's up to him.
:05:37
They are getting bigger,
aren't they?
:05:42
I'll get that.
:05:47
Looks like we got one more.
:05:56
What's your name?
:05:59
I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad.
:06:02
Where are you from, Taj?
:06:05
I'm an exchange student
from Banglapur, India.
:06:08
Welcome.
What can we do for you?
:06:12
My exchange program culminates
at the end of this school year...
:06:15
at which time I must return
to my home country...
:06:18
where I do not have many friends.
:06:21
I would like very much to spend my
remaining days here as your assistant.
:06:25
Okay. We're just gonna do
a little word association.
:06:27
Say the first thing
that comes to your mind. Milk.
:06:29
Tit!
:06:31
Oh, Mommy.
:06:33
Most Indians would say "cow"
because they are sacred...
:06:35
but I hear "milk,"
I think giant jugs.
:06:38
You see, I cannot
go home a virgin.
:06:41
I came here to study the great
American art of muff diving.
:06:45
To smack clam, munch rug...
:06:48
dine at just one American
pink taco stand.
:06:51
You know, I wanted to-- how is it--
park the porpoise.
:06:54
I want to take it
through the car wash, baby.
:06:58
And get it waxed.
I want to wax it. Wax it!