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:08:05
"Depression:
Is Prozac really the answer?"

:08:08
"Famine-- Crisis in Rwanda."
:08:10
"Tracking Tuition:
Where does our money really go?"

:08:12
Each article well-written and researched
by our own Gwen Pearson...

:08:16
and each article skipped over
by the majority of the student body.

:08:20
I don't care.
I won't pander to them.

:08:27
"Lite Beer vs. Dark-- The Showdown"
by Darius Grayson.

:08:31
- Is that the same--
- Pulitzer-prize winning Darius Grayson.

:08:34
He was an alumnus
of our journalism staff.

:08:36
He wrote his best stuff in detox.
Still does, I'm told.

:08:39
I have got a very challenging
assignment for you.

:08:43
A story that nobody's
been able to get.

:08:45
- About what?
- No, no. It's about whom.

:09:04
It does not look good.
:09:07
That's the end of the first half...
:09:09
and the Chickadees will need
a miracle to come back and score.

:09:22
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you
to step away from Van's vehicle.

:09:25
Wilder!
:09:26
He's got no business parking there.
That's my spot.

:09:30
They need me, Ted.
:09:35
This is the first time in my life
I'm glad I'm deaf!.

:09:39
I can't hear the boos!
Now, listen up.

:09:42
I'm only gonna go over this
one more time.

:09:45
In the event they switch
to a zone defense...

:09:48
we must swing the ball
around the perimeter.

:09:52
This ball club is the heart
of this institution.

:09:55
You win, it beats.
You lose, it breaks.

:09:58
You're not boxing out, Big Papa.
You're my Windex man.


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