:17:10
Congratulations, Taj!
Your first blow job.
:17:14
In my country, a woman's mastery
of her gastronomical releases...
:17:17
is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
:17:19
Desiree is the foremost connoisseur
of chili con carne...
:17:22
and a TA at Coolidge.
:17:23
I wish I had teachers like that.
:17:25
And just like that,
Topless Tutors was born.
:17:30
X...
:17:32
equals... six?
:17:35
Yeah!
:17:38
We knew you could do it.
:17:40
Desi told me how she
and a few of her grad school pals...
:17:42
could use some extra income.
:17:44
Taj proved to be
an excellent company accountant...
:17:47
as well as our most valued client.
:18:00
Excuse me.
:18:03
I'm looking for information
on a current student here, Van Wilder.
:18:13
Freshman year.
I'll get the others.
:18:15
- Wait. There are more of these?
- Actually, there are many more.
:18:19
It seems Mr. Wilder didn't quite
come out of his shell...
:18:22
until mid-sophomore year.
:18:25
Thanks.
:18:30
It's like this itchy,
rashy burning sensation.
:18:33
And it hurts when l--
:18:37
- Dance?
- When I pee.
:18:40
- You hooked up with a burner.
- Yeah.
:18:42
She seemed like a nice girl,
said it was her first time?
:18:45
Always check the quality of the turf
before you step onto the field.
:18:47
Listen, go to the campus hospital,
see Stu.
:18:50
Tell him Van sent you, and remember--
Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool.
:18:54
Thanks, Van. Thanks a lot.
:18:56
Don't thank me.
Thank penicillin.
:18:59
Crazy kids with their crazy VD.