Van Wilder
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:25:00
- Where's my Wilder story?
- There is no story, Elliot.

:25:02
The guy's a joke. He tries to turn
every interview into a date.

:25:06
A good writer gets her story
no matter what.

:25:08
Please get me the Wilder piece.
He's throwing a big party tonight.

:25:13
You should be there.
:25:23
- This is really a pimpin' good time.
- Yes, it is.

:25:28
Look who's checking out
the Badalandabad. Her name's Naomi.

:25:32
That's "I moan" backwards.
:25:36
I put in a good word for you.
:25:39
Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie.
:26:02
These are the most pathetic
bunch of pledges.

:26:04
You picked 'em.
:26:08
Hey, babe.
:26:10
- Why aren't you in costume?
- I can't stay. I have to work tonight.

:26:13
You're gonna miss
the biggest party of the year.

:26:16
Well, I gotta go.
:26:18
- I'll call you tomorrow.
- What?

:26:21
This party so rocks, Richard.
:26:23
- This party sucks rectum, Jeannie.
- Okay.

:26:29
Where the hell is everyone?
:26:31
Mad props
for this pimpin' good time...

:26:33
go out to those
hung and handsome bad boys...

:26:35
of Lambda Omega Omega.
:26:38
Thanks for the good time, fellas.
:26:52
- Let's get you some skates.
- I'm not here to skate.

:26:55
For some reason,
my editor thinks you're a story.

:26:57
What do you think?
:26:59
As a story, I think...

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