:26:02
These are the most pathetic
bunch of pledges.
:26:04
You picked 'em.
:26:08
Hey, babe.
:26:10
- Why aren't you in costume?
- I can't stay. I have to work tonight.
:26:13
You're gonna miss
the biggest party of the year.
:26:16
Well, I gotta go.
:26:18
- I'll call you tomorrow.
- What?
:26:21
This party so rocks, Richard.
:26:23
- This party sucks rectum, Jeannie.
- Okay.
:26:29
Where the hell is everyone?
:26:31
Mad props
for this pimpin' good time...
:26:33
go out to those
hung and handsome bad boys...
:26:35
of Lambda Omega Omega.
:26:38
Thanks for the good time, fellas.
:26:52
- Let's get you some skates.
- I'm not here to skate.
:26:55
For some reason,
my editor thinks you're a story.
:26:57
What do you think?
:26:59
As a story, I think...
:27:02
you're a little soft.
:27:03
Wow, all this time I thought I was more
to you than just some flaccid story.
:27:08
A dilemma has arose up front.
:27:10
- Don't know if we got our point across.
- Crystal clear, guys.
:27:13
- This is incredible.
- 100 per cent. Don't go anywhere.
:27:15
Seriously.
Van is a godsend.
:27:18
I would have paid him way more
than a grand for this party.
:27:21
I would have cashed in
my Israel bonds.
:27:23
- How do you put a price on dignity?
- How do you put a price on poonani?
:27:26
- Yes!
- Oh, God!
:27:30
Oh, my God. Feel it!
:27:36
Whoa. Trick or treat.
What's going on?
:27:39
This vaginal discharge
won't let us partake in the party.
:27:42
Graphic.
:27:44
I'm sure we can accommodate
a few more, yeah?
:27:46
No can do.
We're at maximum capacity.
:27:53
- What are you doing here?
- You two know each other?
:27:55
That's my girlfriend,
gluteous erecti.
:27:57
- You must be premed Dick.
- Yeah, that's right.