:36:00
Okay, look, I read the damn article,
but don't tell anyone...
:36:04
because if word gets out that I read,
my reputation--
:36:07
shot to hell.
:36:14
She's smart, she's beautiful...
:36:17
she can skate.
:36:19
She's not for you, dude.
She's too high-strung.
:36:22
Besides, babes that fine--
:36:25
they're way into themselves
and shit.
:36:30
After this weekend,
we should have sufficient funds...
:36:32
to cover your next two payments.
:36:34
I mean, this girl is dynamite.
:36:38
Too bad she's dating
Strapper John, MD.
:36:44
- Where did you find that?
- In your room a few days ago.
:36:48
I'm trying to spark this bong,
but this damn thing won't light.
:36:52
That's no bong!
It's for my schlong!
:37:00
Hold on.
:37:02
You mean I put my mouth
on your cock pump?
:37:05
Oh, damn!
:37:11
I have a date with Naomi
tomorrow night...
:37:14
and I just wanted
to bring my A game.
:37:17
Taj, come on!
That's what I'm here for, right?
:37:21
Now, follow my foolproof plan...
:37:24
and I'm gonna help you put
the bang in Banglapur.
:37:27
All you need are the three
fundamentals-- scented candles...
:37:31
massage oil...
:37:33
and Barry White.
:37:35
Write that down.
:37:37
- Hey, no cock pump.
- No cock pump.
:37:40
Barry White.
:37:43
- I'm gonna go wash my hands now.
- Oh, Gwen!
:37:46
Your labia feels so good
around my swollen phallus.
:37:52
I'm fairly confident
I'm going to ejaculate.
:37:54
I'm releasing my seminal fluids
inside of you now!