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:37:00
Hold on.
:37:02
You mean I put my mouth
on your cock pump?

:37:05
Oh, damn!
:37:11
I have a date with Naomi
tomorrow night...

:37:14
and I just wanted
to bring my A game.

:37:17
Taj, come on!
That's what I'm here for, right?

:37:21
Now, follow my foolproof plan...
:37:24
and I'm gonna help you put
the bang in Banglapur.

:37:27
All you need are the three
fundamentals-- scented candles...

:37:31
massage oil...
:37:33
and Barry White.
:37:35
Write that down.
:37:37
- Hey, no cock pump.
- No cock pump.

:37:40
Barry White.
:37:43
- I'm gonna go wash my hands now.
- Oh, Gwen!

:37:46
Your labia feels so good
around my swollen phallus.

:37:52
I'm fairly confident
I'm going to ejaculate.

:37:54
I'm releasing my seminal fluids
inside of you now!

:38:11
Are you okay?
:38:14
Yeah. Why?
:38:18
Didn't you--
:38:20
It's kinda hard in 15 seconds.
:38:23
Damn it!
:38:27
You know the kind of pressure
I'm under with my exams.

:38:31
- I'm sorry.
- Look, I'm sorry.

:38:33
This semester's marks could determine
the next ten years of our lives.

:38:36
Do you realize that?
:38:40
You know...
:38:42
you shouldn't take life
too seriously.

:38:45
You'll never get out alive.
:38:51
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?

:38:57
I'm late for my study group.

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