Van Wilder
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:39:08
She was getting awfully chummy
with the rectal itch.

:39:11
Son of a bitch.
Disappear!

:39:14
Yes, superior leader, sir.
:39:19
It's time to excise
that cancerous lump.

:39:22
Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter
room and make the pledges clean it up.

:39:25
- It'll be fun.
- I wish I could, Gordo.

:39:28
I got dinner
at Gwen's parents' house.

:39:30
Sounds special.
Is Wilder gonna be there?

:39:34
Hey, guys. Hey, Richard.
:39:36
Is there anything
I can do for you today?

:39:44
Dear Van--
:39:51
Here you go, Taj.
Get your rave on, man.

:39:53
- Thanks.
- You got it.

:39:54
"See you tonight. Gwen."
The invite to the parents' house.

:39:59
This is big.
This is very, very big.

:40:01
- Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
- Details.

:40:04
I'm off.
Taj, you're in charge.

:40:06
I do not think I'm capable
of handling such a responsibility.

:40:09
Listen to me. Do you know why
I chose you as my assistant?

:40:12
So you could teach me
how to muff dive?

:40:15
Well, yeah, but also...
:40:18
because you have the potential
to be great.

:40:39
- May I help you?
- Yeah, I'm Van--

:40:42
You made it.
:40:44
Evelyn, this is one of your daughter's
acquaintances from school.

:40:47
There's room for one more?
:40:48
By all means.
Come in, please.

:40:54
Definitely be out of the question
unless they all agreed with us...

:40:58
and we talked it over.

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