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:40:01
- Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
- Details.

:40:04
I'm off.
Taj, you're in charge.

:40:06
I do not think I'm capable
of handling such a responsibility.

:40:09
Listen to me. Do you know why
I chose you as my assistant?

:40:12
So you could teach me
how to muff dive?

:40:15
Well, yeah, but also...
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because you have the potential
to be great.

:40:39
- May I help you?
- Yeah, I'm Van--

:40:42
You made it.
:40:44
Evelyn, this is one of your daughter's
acquaintances from school.

:40:47
There's room for one more?
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By all means.
Come in, please.

:40:54
Definitely be out of the question
unless they all agreed with us...

:40:58
and we talked it over.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
:41:05
Excuse me, gentlemen.
:41:07
Van, this is Dr. Henke,
proctologist.

:41:10
Oh, well, holy crap.
I hope you're not on call tonight.

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Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN.
:41:17
Van Wilder,
G-L-A-D to meet you.

:41:21
And of course, Gwen's father.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
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Dr. Pearson?
:41:27
- Indeed.
- Indeed. Super.

:41:29
All right.
So... am I here for a physical?

:41:33
'Cause I'm gonna need a few cocktails
before I start coughing for you fellas.

:41:44
- What are you doing here?
- I don't know.

:41:48
No, thank you.
:41:50
Mr. Wilder here
is quite the collegian.

:41:52
He's in his, what, sixth year?
:41:55
Lucky number seven, actually.
:41:58
- What are you studying, son?
- I dabble in a bit of everything.


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