:41:02
Excuse me, gentlemen.
:41:05
Excuse me, gentlemen.
:41:07
Van, this is Dr. Henke,
proctologist.
:41:10
Oh, well, holy crap.
I hope you're not on call tonight.
:41:15
Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN.
:41:17
Van Wilder,
G-L-A-D to meet you.
:41:21
And of course, Gwen's father.
:41:23
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
:41:25
Dr. Pearson?
:41:27
- Indeed.
- Indeed. Super.
:41:29
All right.
So... am I here for a physical?
:41:33
'Cause I'm gonna need a few cocktails
before I start coughing for you fellas.
:41:44
- What are you doing here?
- I don't know.
:41:48
No, thank you.
:41:50
Mr. Wilder here
is quite the collegian.
:41:52
He's in his, what, sixth year?
:41:55
Lucky number seven, actually.
:41:58
- What are you studying, son?
- I dabble in a bit of everything.
:42:01
I've tried to experience
all that Coolidge has to offer.
:42:04
Surely you have a career in mind.
:42:07
Not really.
:42:08
I'm still looking for that
dare-to-be-great situation.
:42:11
Maybe you should start looking for
that dare-to-be-employed situation.
:42:14
The student body
finds Van so intriguing...
:42:16
that my editor has asked me
to do an exposé on him...
:42:19
for the school newspaper.
:42:20
Isn't that wonderful?
:42:23
- That will be quite the page-turner.
- It'll be a very well-written article.
:42:25
Gwen is an extremely gifted
journalist.
:42:28
Are you and Richard
in the same fraternity?
:42:30
Oh, no.
:42:32
Van isn't exactly
Delta lota Kappa material.
:42:35
Richard, you rascal, you never
told me that you were a DIK.
:42:40
Not that you had to.
:42:43
I'm gonna go get
another bottle of champagne.
:42:45
- Richard, will you help me open it?
- Sure.
:42:54
Wow.
:42:55
If he's here,
who's running Hell?